Friday, August 31, 2007

TGIF Gab



Britney leaks

Celeb girl/girl crushes

Daniel Craig is engaged

Jen Garner is looking hot

Cameron and Ashton on location

Casting for Rock of Love 2

Elle MacPherson bikini pics

Mrs. Tennessee bitten by rattlesnake on the way to rehearsals, Mrs. Iowa saves her

Olympic dining guide....steamed crap or virgin chicken?

Shrimp boat captain delivers baby at sea with paper towels and a first aid handbook

Heroin addicted elephant released

Milf on the street



Denise Richards and her happy kids in Malibu

Pic: Gossip Rocks

What's my balance?



"I'm still not sure what I can afford. I still call up my accountant if I want to rent a beach house for a weekend. I'll call and ask him, Can I afford that?'"

Reese Witherspoon

Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my......



Pink in Berlin

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Tarantino gags on Hawaii Five-0



Warner Brothers is currently developing a movie version of the 70's series, Hawaii-Five O. Studio execs suggested Quentin direct the film and he was "horrified."

He said, "My producing partner at the time Lawrence Bender was hanging out with some dude from Fox or Warners or whatever, and they said I should stop working on what I was doing, because I'd be so into this. I tried to watch the old TV show, but it sucks. I don't even like Hawaii."

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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Blistering hot....



Gwen Stefani and Gavin in Maui

Beckham is out again



Was he ever in? David Beckham fell and left the game in the 33rd minute of Galaxy's Superliga final with Pachuca. Beckham has a brand new knee injury, which may keep him out for four to six weeks.

That means he will miss England's European championship qualifiers. Beckham tripped over the ball and hurt his knee right after his first start. His latest injury is prompting speculation about his future.

The Daily Mail says supporters have been bothered by his no-shows, and a backlash is brewing among fans. "Maybe it's time for me to just say, 'I need the rest,' and get it right and don't come back until it's right," Becks said.

After he was benched, he had his right leg taped, then buried his head in his hands. He did not return for the second half. Don't worry ex-soccer star! Your ex-pop star wife will take care of you!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Madonna is adopting a brand new orphan



Madonna is adopting a little sister for baby David. Rumor is Madge has been given permission to take a 13-month-old Malawian orphan named Mercy.

Madonna met little Mercy at the Kondanani Orphan Care Centre last October. She will fill papers next February and bring Mercy home in April.

A source said, "Madonna's over the moon that she's been told she can take Mercy. She didn't want another complicated adoption."

"Mercy is a beautiful baby girl. She's so joyful and happy and giggles every time she's picked up. Madonna just loves the way she claps her hands and laughs constantly. She has huge, dancing eyes. Madonna calls her her smiling angel."

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

On with the weird



Oh, by the way- Courtney Love is naked in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar. Contactmusic.com says she appears in a "raunchy" photo sprawled over a sofa, but "maintains her modesty with a raised leg and strategically placed necklace." Tuh.

"The newly trim 43-year-old recently denied speculation she is too thin by announcing she gained 10 pounds on a unique cupcake diet." What? What is that? A magic cupcake diet? In last week's US mag she was quoted as saying, "I hate reading magazines where the actresses are saying, 'Broccoli and fish, broccoli and fish.' You liars, You bulimic liars."

Pic: Celebity Babylon

Jude Law is in love



Jude Law flew more than 500 miles from London to Berlin, just for a piece romantic date with his new girlfriend, model Susan Hoecke.

An onlooker observed: "Jude and Susan seemed really happy and were pretty tactile with one another. Over dinner, initially they both appeared pretty nervous and fidgety but, after tucking into a second bottle of wine, they really loosened up, giggling, at times, loudly and uproariously."

"Susan is a strikingly beautiful girl and not surprisingly, Jude could barely keep his eyes off her."

Check out the sizzling pics

Yup, she's looking hot



Cameron Diaz on set of What Happens in Vegas....

Time to check on Madonna's hidden baby



Madonna and Guy Ritchie will finally get a visit from a Malawian court official next month to determine whether or not the couple are suitable parents for 23-month-old David Banda.

Madge started adoption proceedings back in October after finding David in an orphanage. Earlier this month, the director of Malawi's child welfare services, Penston Kilembe, said financial and administrative difficulties had prevented him traveling to London in May to determine whether Banda can be officially adopted by Madonna and Guy.

Kilembe told Reuters yesterday that he would finally be traveling to the couple's home in London. Kilembe says, "There has been a change of mind by my government minister and she has allowed me to leave for the UK on September 4 and I am expected to spend two weeks."

Hey handsome!





Times three...Sharon Stone and her boys at LAX

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Monday, August 27, 2007

No fun allowed



Charlie hits the beach with his girls....

Monday Gab



Did Jen find her new Brad?

Beth Ditto shows off her coin purse. Put your shades on before clicking.

Cameron trapped in The Box

Scary celeb clowns

Naked Mariah

Mischa...Axl. Axl...Mischa.

Big Brother 8 Update

The latest bobble head

The Teen Choice Awards

Get your checkbook out! Bidding starts out at $16,000- for a nice, 4 foot long mummified walrus penis. Holy boner.

Dude bites girlfriend's pet python in half...says it tasted lovely

German man charged for switching sex partners in the dark

Cali homeowner finds four-eared rabbit in his yard

Photo: Celebitchy

"Dancing With the Stars".....New cast



The new cast of Dancing With the Stars will officially be announced on Good Morning America Wednesday.....but the list is already making rounds on the net. Take a look at the randomness:

Aaron Carter

Wayne Newton

Mark Cuban

Jane Seymour

Mel B (not dancing, but playing a role on the show)

Tori Spelling

Jennie Garth

Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

Lou Ferrigno

Nia Peeples

Richard Quest

Gisele Bundchen

Helio Castroneves

Sabrina Bryan

SI/TMZ

Britney Spears: Accused of child abuse



TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears is being investigated for possible child abuse. A hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court.

Britney's lawyer, Dennis Wasser and K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan were both present. No specifics of the allegations have been released, but they're saying that L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigation.

A hearing in the custody case has been scheduled for September 4, following up today's hearing.

TMZ

Did Tom already go back to Bridget?



Gisele Bundchen has canceled the Sydney leg of an Australian promotional tour amid rumors her personal life is in "turmoil."

Gisele was scheduled to promote her Ipanema shoe line- but she pulled out one day after the birth of Tom's baby with Bridget Moynahan.

An Ipanema rep said, "It's very disappointing that she's not coming but unfortunately we have to just work with her schedule. I know that Tom Brady will not be accompanying her but she will have some female support as her twin Patricia and other sister, Gabriela, will be traveling with her. We are hoping to bring her back to Sydney some time next year."

JT is jealous of Mayer



An insider told In Touch that while Timberlake was in Boston for a performance- he was spotted with a pal and a bodyguard working out at the Sports Club/LA gym near the Ritz-Carlton.

The spy said, "Suddenly, Mayer's song 'Waiting on the World to Change' came over the sound system. Justin started rolling his eyes then mimicked John's voice while his pal laughed hysterically. After a minute, JT stopped saying, 'I really shouldn't. I'm such a bitch."

In Touch

Armful of love




Angelina Jolie and her kids enjoy a day at the park

Pic: Gossip Rocks

Owen Wilson hospitalized after attempted suicide?



Owen Wilson was reportedly hospitalized yesterday in Santa Monica, Calif., after being treated at his home by EMTs, according to Fox.

Tabloids are claiming Wilson was transported by ambulance to nearby St. John's Health Center after "cutting his left wrist and taking an undetermined number of pills."

Wilson was discovered at his home by his brother Andrew, who made the 911 call for help. Owen's brother, Luke, was seen leaving Cedars Sinai Sunday night with brother Andrew. His parents also allegedly visited him at the hospital.

According to The Enquirer, "Owen Wilson has now been transferred from St. John's to another Los Angeles area hospital. His brothers Andrew and Luke are with him."

"Andrew found him after the suicide attempt and called an ambulance. Both of Owen's wrists were slashed superficially and Owen had taken an overdose of pills."

"Owen was found with a nearly empty bottle of pills next to him. He was at his house in Santa Monica."

Hulk Hogan's son Nick in car crash



Hulk Hogan's son, Nick was seriously injured in a car accident last night in Clearwater, Fla.

According to TMZ, the accident occurred around 7:31 PM ET. Police say he was driving a Toyota Supra at a "very high rate of speed when it lost control and hit a raised median. The car was flipped around and the back end hit a palm tree. The impact destroyed the entire car."

Nick and his passenger were flown by helicopter from the accident scene to a hospital in St. Petersburg. TMZ says both men had "very, very serious" injuries.

Update: TMZ has confirmed that Hogan was discharged from the hospital early this morning while the passenger in the car, John J. Graziano, 22, of Dunedin, Florida is listed in critical condition.

TMZ

Sunday, August 26, 2007

The Aussies love JT



Tickets to Justin Timberlake's Melbourne and Sydney shows disappeared in less than 15 minutes after going on sale Friday, forcing promoters to add second shows. JT's two Auckland shows also sold out in less than an hour.

Timberlake's Australian and New Zealand tour hits Brisbane, Sydney, Adelaide, Melbourne, Perth and Auckland in late October and early November. It's been three long years since Justin performed in Australia...

Time for a lollipop run





Brit and her headwear on the town

Pics: JJB

Diddy = denied



Diddy's big Labor Day plans for a $100,000 firework display have been shot down by East Hampton Town officials. They're concerned the circus would attract boaters "to a dangerous, rocky area" increasing chances of an accident.

Town Supervisor William McGintee has also claimed Diddy's White Party extravaganza was rejected because it could clash with another fireworks display that was planned/approved nearby on the same night. Oh surely they wouldn't have noticed... Diddy had organized all-white pyrotechnics to match the event's dress code. Bummer.

Pic: ProHipHop

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Friday, August 24, 2007

So Ho's up with that?



Cameron Diaz in Soho

Pic: Gossip Rocks

TGIF and Gab on



Can you say radiant?

Jaime Foxx says Michael Vik didn't read his handbook on what NOT to do as a black star. Cough.

O7' Air Guitar Championship

Will Brit shave her head again and kidnap her own kids and run off to Hong Kong and elope with an ex manny?

Looks like one of those "when someone gets hurt we will do something" cases

Is Andrew McCarthy still hot?

Gisele is so damn hot

Milk of a Hero

Check out the "In the Valley of Elah" trailer



What the eff?

Heyyy. That B-52 bomber is pretty damn cool. How much? Seriously? I'll take it.

Security video shows at least 10 witnesses ignoring woman screaming during sexual attack

Woman torches husband's trouser snake

Photo: Celeb Warship

Posh...ready for fourth baby



Victoria Beckham says that now that she has settled down in her new place in Cali, she's all ready for another kid.

"We'd like to have another - maybe next year. He or she might be lucky enough to have dual nationality."

Victoria said Madrid was "lovely", but the couple didn't have any friends. "Here I have people I can pop round to see. Katie's a really good friend, as is Eva Longoria - it makes settling in a whole lot easier," she said.

Baby time will happen after her big flop of a tour. "Emma, Mel C and Geri are moving over here in a few weeks to join Mel B and myself so we can start the rehearsals properly," she said.

"I really don't like the gym, in fact I can't stand it," she said. "Maybe it's the whole getting sweaty thing, but it's just not me. I tried cycling in Spain but maybe my bum's too small as it just wasn't comfortable."

"I want to get fit, though, so I'm exploring some different options. I like what I've heard about Pilates - just sitting in a room, stretching and breathing. Sounds much more civilized."

Shut up and drive



Rihanna at the Mobo Awards

Nicole Richie spoofs Paris



Nicole Richie served her giant sentence yesterday, 82 whole minutes. Accompanied by her lawyer and Joel Madden, the five-month pregnant Nicole entered Lynwood at 3:15 p.m. for booking. She was processed into the system and released at 4:37 p.m. I love when justice is served....

The statement said she was released "based on her sentence and federal court guidelines." Under the current sheriff's policy, non-violent female offenders sentenced to 30 days or less are booked and released within 12 hours.

As part of her sentence, she also agreed to serve a three-year probation term, must enroll in an alcohol education program and was fined $2,048.

Richie was "treated in the same manner as other inmates with a similar sentence," the statement said. Blah, blahhhh. She thinks she got away? She went and got herself pregnant thinking it would keep her out....now she has to transform into a MOM- for life.

People/TMZ

What the eff??





Amy Winehouse and Pete Dougherty her husband had a nice fight at the Sanderson hotel yesterday that left them looking just lovely.

Guests complained about yelling and breaking furniture coming from Amy's hotel room.
Shortly afterwards, the concierge was called.

Hours later, the fight started up again - and Amy was seen running to the elevator, with her weirdo husband chasing behind.

A guest who got into the elevator at the same time said they started screaming at each other. "Amy was in floods of tears. This guy was screaming at her. She was cowering in the corner and I thought he was going to hit her. When the lift door opened, she took off across the lobby at a real pace."

"He was chasing after her and was about five paces behind by the time she got to the main hotel entrance."

The couple then ran right into the street. An eyewitness said: "Just after 3am, Amy came sprinting out and down the road. She was in a real state of panic. Blake was running after her, but couldn't catch up." Bahhh! See what smoking crack does?

"Amy was so hell-bent on getting away from him that she ran into the middle of the street and flagged down a random car that happened to be full of girls. Saying, 'Quickly, I have to get in, I have to get away, please help me!'"

"The car drove off at speed and ended up about a mile away at Charing Cross station. Amy got out and went into a 24-hour shop to buy cigarettes.

"She was looking completely out of her head. Blake ran after the car for a while. He spent the next half hour or so wandering around in a daze with blood over his face, looking in doorways for her, shouting her name out.

"Eventually, he got through to her on the mobile." Long story short, they were seen walking hours later, happy and bloody like nothing happened.

Go see more bloody pics at The Daily Mail

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Hard or soft?







Hat that is...I'm going with the hard. Brad Pitt attends a press conference in New Orleans for the Global Green USA's first house project in the 9th Ward.

Pics: Gossip Rocks

Whatcha want?





Christina Aguilera with child in LA

Caution....cool boss on board



New Price is Right host Drew Carey treated the entire staff and their families to Las Vegas for a "getting to know you" weekend.

The one rule: No talking about work! "When he first invited everybody, we figured that it would be a great weekend for talking about new rules on the set and changes Drew would be making," a show employee told The Enquirer.

"So when we heard we weren't allowed to mention anything regarding work, we were ecstatic." The surprise Vegas trip was not the first time the 49 year old comedian displayed his generosity to the staff. When it was first announced he was taking over duties from recently retired Bob Barker, Drew gifted all employees with an Apple iPhone. What a guy!

The National Enquirer

Bette Midler = Tree killer



Bette Midler has illegally cut down more than 230 trees close to her home on the Hawaiian island of Kauai.

Midler may have to pay up to $6,500 in fines on the orders of the state's Board of Land and Natural Resources for having the trees felled.

She also stands accused of building a graded road without permits required for the land zoned for conservation use. Midler's attorney Max W. J. Graham says the star didn't realize permits were needed to remove the trees on the vacant land, but confirmed she will pay the fines and follow a replanting program.

Graham said, "The whole idea with cutting the trees down was with the idea of improving the lot with native species. It's unfortunate that a mistake was made."

Alba wants more Cash



Looks like Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are back on....

Photo: JJB

Mario Lopez steals organic flowers



Pet Star Mario Lopez has been accused of stealing flowers from a home and garden show in California.

Show presenter Danny Seo said, "Mario Lopez was booked, and he took the flowers with him when he left! He outright asked a stagehand, 'Can I take these for my girlfriend?' and the poor kid was like, 'Sure, I guess.' He basically took my props as a gift for someone else!" Weirdo.

NY Daily News

Later Gisele.



Bridget Moynahan gave birth to a baby football champ yesterday in Los Angeles. Patriot Tom Brady, skipped practice and left early to see his new little boy.

"Mother and baby are doing well," her publicist said. Earlier this week, Brady called impending fatherhood "a very joyous, happy situation." Brady is reportedly taking a "break" from his career AND his romance with Gisele Bundchen to enjoy fatherhood.

Mayer on the town



John Mayer in Manhattan....Love the way the Yorkers in the background are all pissed looking. Like, "Uhhh. What is he doing? You are NOT supposed to acknowledge celebrities here."

Look at meee! No, wait. Leave me alone.



Reports claim Britney Spears has pulled out of recording a duet with Justin Timberlake. He would ruin his whole career for her? Nice.

They were scheduled to produce a "comeback track" produced by the awesome Timbaland, but Britney just decided not to do it. Supposedly, Timberlake wrote the duet specifically for crazy Brit. The plan was to mix his voice with hers later on. Maybe that's why. She thought they were hooking it up at the studio.

PageSix says, "Timbaland set aside a week out of his crazy schedule to do this - and then, just before she was supposed to fly out, Britney abruptly canceled the session and refused to do the song. It's crazy. She's looking for a comeback, and this would have not only been a huge hit, but something she could have opened the MTV Video Awards with and really blown everyone away." Yeah right on.

Their source said, "Listen, everyone is worried. In her mind, her album is done and she's done enough work. People at Jive have been with Britney since album one, and have an investment in her. They have faith that once the material is there, she will become focused and step it up. She's very competitive, but at the end of the day, it's hard. She has to do the work - no one can do it for her."